Hello Internet!

5 Aug

Hello internet friends! I’m Kate. I read blogs, I like blogs, I think I’ll write my own blog. I told my husband I was thinking of starting a blog. He thinks I’m crazy. I often have to disregard what he thinks.

So I’m starting this blog to keep our friends and family in North Carolina updated on our lives now that we’ve relocated to Florida. And because, due to our relocation, I am currently unemployed. And bored. Oh so bored. And I think I’m entertaining. You probably will too. So you should visit this blog a lot. And comment on everything. And ask for more posts. And send your friends. Because I’m bored and I will be writing a lot. ‘Cause being a housewife? Way cooler on tv than in real life. Let’s do a little comparison here:

Things Real Housewives do on tv:

  1. Shop. A lot.
  2. Take amazing trips on private yachts to the Carribean.
  3. Plan parties.
  4. Throw tables, glasses, punches, insults…

Things real housewives do:

  1. Window shop. A lot.
  2. Take trips to the Publix.
  3. Plan dinner.
  4. Throw out the trash.

In conclusion, being a housewife is way more fun if you’re getting paid $60k an episode.

On the upside, I am now an expert on the Real Housewives of New York and Millionaire Matchmaker. So there’s that.


2 Responses to “Hello Internet!”

  1. Walker August 5, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    Great blog!! Can’t wait to read it daily!!! YOu sound like an awesome lady!!

  2. Jessica August 5, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

    Oh I can’t wait to hear all of the lovely things going on in Jacksonville 🙂

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